Dear. Mr. and Mrs. Ultras,
I feel compelled to write you as it seems your kids have suffered from some unfortunate misguidance. I don’t want to raise any alarms, and am not looking to get anyone in trouble. I am merely concerned with their inability to play well with others.
It’s unfortunate that the kids are based in San Jose. Being commonly regarded as the “third-of-three” city in the Bay Area would be tough on most kids. Nobody remembers the bronze medalist at the Olympics, or the second runner-up at the Miss America pageant, so nobody can fault the kids for having an inferiority complex.
Also, your neighbors that do share their common interests aren’t really neighbors at all. The kids to the north (Portland, Seattle, Vancouver) tend to focus on each other, and have done so since the 70’s. The other two kids (Los Angeles and Chivas USA) are forced to focus on each other due to some kind of lame experiment being orchestrated from the east coast.
Basically, it’s not your fault that your kids are stuck with a label of “double outcast.” They’re just isolated by geography and cultural upbringing.
The real unfortunate part is that your kids have already got a good thing going right there in San Jose. Your kids get to watch a high-performing soccer team in their own back yard in a setting that allows them a level of access that your neighbors don’t have. Once the new stadium is completed, that level of access will be greatly reduced. I would implore them to appreciate it while they can.
After reviewing their tifo display from last night’s match against the Timbers, I think it may be in the best interest of your kids to seek help from professionals. Your so-called neighbors rarely go to great expense (in time, effort and money) to simply call out the opponent in a manner that doesn’t make much sense, regardless of whether it was intended to be serious or humorous. Instead, this display simply revealed the fact that your kids desperately want attention from someone (or some people) that really couldn’t be more indifferent about them. It made us feel sad for them.
Please do what you can to turn your kids’ attention back onto their own team, especially since that team is currently in first place, and is worthy of it. Their efforts would be better spent inspiring their own team rather than forcing the opponents’ fans to scratch their heads.
Sincerely,
Andrew Brawley
Treasurer/Secretary, Neighborhood Watch
This is an opinion piece and does not necessarily reflect the opinion of the 107ist or the TA.
Well look on the bright side: It may have been confusing, but at least it was poorly executed.
I really have no idea what that TIFO is supposed to mean? Are those sheep or dogs? Of course Merritt is pulling the strings… he’s the owner. The only reason I’d ever find myself in San Jose is to attend a trade show, otherwise, a pretty boring place to live. It’s obvious they have way too much time on their hands.
I wonder what inspired that. Weirdly nonsensical. And if they in fact do have inspiration, could they please get a second song to sing?
It’s funny that in an attempt to prove how insignificant we are you’ve proven that with a single tifo we were able to twist your collective panties until even your owner had to take to twitter about it.
Getting MP to take to twitter on an issue is not particularly hard. See: Eric Wynalda.
Its funny how in your attempt to prove how sad we are, you’ve ended up on an opposing SG’s website taking time out of your day to read a letter to the point where even composed a snarky little comment about it. You’re a champion.
I was at the game last night they also had a banner which read 200k in the bank and no Tifo for your derby. Seemed pretty stupid.
You realize we had a second derby match at home against them earlier this year, right? That’s the one we had tifo at.
I’m not suprised by any of what transpired last night. We were warned by the Angel City Brigade when we went to the LA match last season about the Ultra’s from San Jose. They’ve apparently had run-ins with other supporter groups as well. And if they want to to make colorful meaningless TIFO’s, I say let them have at it.
Actually we were warned by their front office, which is why we had a police escort from the bar we were pre-gaming at all the way to the stadium.
They also had a 3rd banner after the half which said “Only P&$$13S meow for attention” with a drawing of the cat from Portlandia sketch.
Obsessed much?? lol
So this is your official response and not the hacking job of our website? Classy!
We took a dig at you guys for being sellouts. Not once have I heard any evidence to the contrary. Anyway, the adult response here would have been a tifo against us, but instead we get this online bitch fest. And we’re the kids?
Run ins with other SG’s? You mean with ACB themselves (who try to wait outside for us every time we’re in LA) and ECS (who’s shenanigans you know all too well). Then yeah, I guess you’re right.
I…. I don’t think I understand any of what you just wrote.
How, exactly, are we sellouts? Or did you mean we sell out our stadium?
We do tifo to support our team, not call out other supporters groups.
Wait… I’m confused. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AucOzX9qqRA
You STILL haven’t beat us……..
Our tifo is for our team.
merritt as a shepherd or replacing the sheep with puppets would’ve made more sense. i’m sure if 1906 stopped and thought about it one out of the fifty of them would’ve realized that.
in all seriousness though, i think it’s rad that so much time, effort, and money was spent specifically to gain our attention. i think it should be our goal to get one of those from every SG and keep our tifo related to uplifting our team.
jealousy is a stinky cologne. almost as bad as milipitas.
DOWN GOES FRAZIER!! DOWN GOES FRAZIER!!!
DOWN GOES FRAZIER!! DOWN GOES FRAZIER!!!
(only appropriate response I could think of… + 1906 Glenn!)
Who cares? It is good for the game. Rivalries are great.
#RCTID
San Jose will never be our rival…as much as they’d like to be.
thats just it… its not a rivalry… at all. I forgot they werent the San Jose Ultra’s until after the game last night.
Can’t be rivals with just every team that has a beef with us. I’m not sure where the hostility from SJ supporters comes from. I’m at the point where I don’t want to see any of them at The Bitter End. They can join the ranks of Shittle, just without the rival/derby/etc parts. For those keeping score it means they are just asshats.
How is this not a 107ist/TA post? The guy signed it; ‘Treasurer/Secretary’. Yeh, I agree, it’s a weird tifo.
He signed it as the pseudo person the letter was from “Treasurer/Secretary, Neighborhood Watch”, not of 107ist.
Not a native English speaker. Thanks Joanne. Just don’t want to give those San Jerks any ammo.
Reading Is FUNdamental.
Psst, 1906 Kid:
(In bold, even.)
How is the Timbers Army a sellout? Have you paid *ANY* attention to the goings-on between Timbers supporters and Merritt Paulson? Any at all?
Even two months ago, this would have been slightly humorous and misguided. Now? Now it’s a combination of hilariously desperate, and hopelessly out of touch.
As for replying with tifo? No thanks. If there is tifo when you’re up here, it will be because it is the last match of the season, and will be directed as support for the players on the pitch, not the traveling fans.
(I was at the San Jose match last year – last year’s tifo was also directed against Portland, not toward your support of your own players. Do you guys just have a massive inferiority complex about the Timbers Army down there?)
it’s the bank account you share with Merrit that we were talking about.
The bank account we share with Merritt???
Mwahahahahahahahah. omg, can’t breathe from laughing at that one. Wait… think I’ve stopped…. oh.. .hahahahahahaha, nope, it’s no good, that’s just too funny a concept to even respond to.
Signed,
The *actual* 107ist/TA Treasurer
Joanne’s response = “cool story bro” * 1906
I am *so* emailing Merritt Paulson right now. Where is my debit card on that account dammit?!?
*actual Secretary of the actual 107IST*
Does my shared bank account with Merritt work overseas?
Um, what?
Timbers Army has many members. Many *GENEROUS* members. That is why the 107ist has a bank account – one that largely goes to local charities. For example, nearly $60,000 to one charity (Harper’s Playground – a disabled-friendly playground,) in the last two years alone.
Not one thin dime of the Timbers Army’s money has come from Merritt Paulson. (Yes, a small percentage of “Timbers Army” season tickets do go to the 107ist, but that is a fixed-per-ticket amount that was negotiated, and doesn’t come “from Merritt”.)
I did not know that I was sharing a bank account with MP. This is huge and exciting news and if you’ll excuse me I need to get the bank to make an immediate, large withdrawal.
Too late… Sheba & I beat you to it and are now tweeting from 35,000 feet on our way to somewhere exotic
*clinks glasses with treasurer*
WTF? The ATM just said “insufficient funds.” Must be a mistake, I’ll just go ahead and write a check then.
As long as you’re not on a yacht.
…is this where I promote my new clothing line?
I just stuck my 107ist card in the ATM machine and it failed like a San Jose tifo.
I’m still scratching my head from a couple years ago when these WHO-ligans came out and polluted our thin air, in our conference match before we won the cup. It may be an act of desperation to form some kind of self worth among other SGs around the league? Or trying to find an actual SG that will stoop to their level of rivalry? Poor kids.
Seemed like a whole lot of time, effort and money that went in to some lame dig at a bunch of people who couldn’t care less about them.
It’d be like me buying a round-trip ticket so I could fly halfway round the world just to tell Daniel Tosh that’s he not funny.
Brawley doesn’t speak for all of us.
Don’t worry San Jose, most of us still don’t give a shit about you.
Ben, didn’t you get the memo?
And those of us that do, do in more of a “kids say the damnedest things” way…
I think we need to settle this the old fashion way and have a rumble. I got Chugger.
Confession: I designed that tifo for the Ultras. They asked for help really nicely for an idea how they could use 30 “sheeps” [sic] that some of the ultras did in class last week:
http://www.allkidsnetwork.com/crafts/animals/farm/images/sheep-craft.jpg
If it were Gavin it would kinda make sense, but really, all the effort just because your butt hurt we don’t participate in Heritage Cup? Where was this passion when your club packed up and left for the Lone Star state? Kids if your club leaves for Texas to get more customers, you’re doing it wrong…
San Jose has a supporters section? Congrats
it must be very disappointing to have spent all that time and energy and not have the product make any sense. i mean, i can’t imagine how long it took all 5 of their ‘ultras’ to make that non-sensical garbage.
Great job Ultras. You freaked your goonies into thinking Timbers colors were more important to you than bule and black. Wondo almost thought thought he was at an away game did you see his meltdown?
You want to know what else is hilarious? A fanbase with an on field product so atrocious that they start to believe they actually matter.
then maybe San Jose should be winning the games against the Timbers
You haven’t beaten us…
Which says what about the teams that can’t beat us?
No you guys are definitely right. Beating San Jose and Seattle but not making the playoffs is definitely way better than sitting top of the table with a real chance at MLS Cup. Glad you all cleared that up for me. I’m gonna go start rooting for mediocrity in 95% of the games my teams play as long as they beat their rivals.
Right, because I should only support my team when they are at the top of the table.
Question: As an ardent supporter of the team “sitting at top of the table with a real chance at the MLS Cup,” can you explain why they were not front and center in your “supporters group” tifo?
…and why with such a winner and the leagues top goal scorer you can’t seem to fill your 10K seat stadium?
Are we sheep or puppets? Or sheep puppets? You guys need to pick one metaphor and stick to it.
It’s not that it was about us, it’s just that it was weird and nonsensical. We’re not sure what it was supposed to mean. Our SG has no history with your SG and from the people commenting online, you guys don’t really seem to understand how 107ist or the Timbers Army work or what our relationship with Merritt Paulson is. FACT: every single SG in MLS would kill to have the relationship we do with our FO and the amount of freedom and independence they give us. Nobody tells us what to do or what not to do. They’re certainly not getting results on the field right now, but if showing up and supporting our team through thick and thin makes us sheepuppets, I guess we’re guilty as charged.
Really, it just came across as a bizarre cry for attention. You’re trying to start a fight in hopes we’ll hate you as much as we hate Seattle or something. You know what would have earned our respect? A display like that about YOUR team – you know, your first place team with the league’s leading goal scorer that you were presumably there to see?
No one tells you what to not do huh? How’d those GWout signs work out for ya?
We held them up and they weren’t confiscated and nobody was banned for life, if that’s what you’re asking. Or if you’re getting at the fact that he’s still employed, NEWSFLASH: Team Does Not Do What Fans Ask It To, film at 11.
Sheep/Puppet is the new Idiot/Moron, I guess.
Shuppets? Sheepets?
Puppeep!
Yes i said “thought thought”. And wtf is this Goonies stuff anyways? I thought they were in Astoria?
The Goonies were in Astoria.
But the SJ FO used some quotes from the movie or something in an ad beggin peo-ple to show up at one of thisr games…
Who’s meowing now?
I dunno. The feral cats?
Thundercats… Whooooaaaaaa….
Yes, a small percentage of “Timbers Army” season tickets do go to the 107ist, but that is a fixed-per-ticket amount that was negotiated
So you admit that your sellouts? You make money off each ST that is bought in TA? So you can afford to make tifo off of money from your FO from ST’s? Sounds like sell outs to me…
Nope, tifo is primarily funded by merch sales plus donations and membership dues. Other donations, ST income & remaining membership funds go to doing good in the local community.
So by your logic helping the local community = selling out.
This is priceless!
Edited to add:
…..crickets…..
I don’t even live in Oregon to benefit from the partnership discounts the TA has with many local businesses, but proudly pay my membership dues & buy merchandise from the 107ist store because I know the money goes into the tifo & the many wonderful charities that the TA funds/works with/volunteers for. I doubt that I’m the only TA in exile that pays their dues. That’s not the definition of a sell-out.
+1
I must admit I was surprised that there were no 107ist partnerships in Amman, but I still gladly pay my membership fees!
Read half the comments and stopped there. The stupidity on both sides is laughable along with this blog post. Stop feeding the trolls.
Why hasn’t anyone commented that the Ultras have apparently mistaken Wynalda for Merritt? Can’t wait for the vitriol from Merritt when he takes a closer look. They’re not the closest of friends ;D
http://www.potomacsoccerwire.com/dl/WynaldaMug.jpg
1906 ‘ultras’ are too damn high!
Sellouts = giving thousands to local charities. Working with local clubs to grow soccer in the region by rehabbing local soccer fields and in some cases building entirely new ones. Providing scholarships. Packing our stands in the midst of a very trying season when SJ can’t fill their little stadium to watch one of the best teams in the league.
Yup, guilty as charged.
EADIAFYMFDB,
Meow
Well I clearly spend too much time online if I understood your acronym in one try…
Haha! Me too!
Congrats to SJ for winning the Heritage Cup. Again.
1906…who??
Can someone go find some more 1906 guys to post on here? I still have more popcorn.
I know, they got very quiet all of a sudden didn’t they. Trolling is boring when the other side can’t defend their points with at least a little indignant outrage and then disappear at the first sign they are wrong.
*sigh* I’m worried for the future of the interwebs.
Right? Watching TA members who think they are more important than the on field product is hilarious. Wish more 1906 guys would come here so I could laugh at the TA responses.
“Watching TA members who think they are more important than the on field product is hilarious” says the guy who’s tifo is 100% about off-field matters
Um, didn’t the 1906 guys start the discussion by making ALL their tifo about the TA rather than what was happening on the field?
Ummm… The 1906 “Ultras” are the ones who made a tifo about the TA, having nothing to do with the product on the field. So who are you talking about again?
BTW. Thanks again for investing the time, effort and expense to raise our crest (sort of) over your SG. Nothin’ but love for ya bro.
COOKIE MONSTER, COOKIE MONSTER, SING ME A SONG!
That was a fun chant to sing to their mascot. Been stuck in my head since last night.
One of my favorite away game chants last year, right up there with a couple in Vancouver. If a furry with a fixed facial expression could look baffled, he (she? It?) certainly did.
Even better when cookie monster came over holding up a sign “sing louder!”…
So we did…
He slunk away quietly.
+1. Woulda been better if we could all remember the “C is for Cookie” song.
Oooo next year for sure!
Lol, watching that game was pathetic, how does the number one team in the Mls have fan support and a stadium like that, I thought I was watching high school soccer, made the whole game bland. They only put up a tifo because they want to be apart of the biggest rivalry in Mls soccer, which is the northwest teams, an they want to do that because they are trying to build some tv time and fan base off of the rivalry. The city of San Jose should not even have a team of thy is the kind of support they show, they make us soccer look bad.
We are not a supporter group. We are Ultras! A whole different story. You have thousands of paid members and you brought 50 last night. We have 300 paid members and we are bringing 150 in Seattle. You pull some lame “agreement with ECS” excuse, for your lack of tifo in the derby. The truth is that you were just lazy, and that out of all your members, you find enough to put together a tifo for your derby. You have numbers, and no quality. You are a joke…Making yourself look like a bunch of clowns, meowing an accepting to be ridiculed in that Portlandia clip, just for some camera time and some attention. That’s what you are. You are average fair weather fans willing to stand and sing. That’s all. You’ll never be Ultra, and you’ll never understand this concept. TA, you are a disgrace! Go cuddle with your buddies from LA. You are all pathetic.
Mind. Blown.
Shorter you:
You don’t support your team.
You think honoring agreements is lame.
You think 50 TA traveling to the south bay on a Wednesday to watch the team they love play on a college field in the suburbs is lame.
You think the TA are lazy because we put energy into things like community volunteering rather than tifo for the 2nd S**ttle home match (conveniently ignoring the fact that we only did tifo for one Vancouver home match for the same reason).
You think supporters who consistently fill the stands every match, even in a tough season, are fair weather fans.
Got it.
“You are average fair weather fans”
This season is “Fair weather”? HOLY CRAP!!!!!! I don’t want to know what a bad season looks like…
Well played sir!
What???? “We are not a supporter group”
“1906 Ultras are the main supporter group of the San Jose Earthquakes. We are an independent group of dedicated fans and we are in no way linked to the San Jose Earthquakes organization.” This was taken from your website.
“We are Ultras!”
Guys, he used an exclamation mark, he is definitely serious…and Ultra!
The amount of lols in that post is amazing.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
“Paid members”??
Ultra posr, bro.
Heh…post.
No, a humorously misspelled “poseur” works, too.
Gotta give them credit, probably took a long time to make that tifo with only 20 of them in the section.
you should all just kill yourselves. fuck the ta and 1906 ultras
Brothers and Sisters…. Can’t we take their SG under our wing and teach them the way? Aren’t there any TA in exile down there that can make the sacrifice and give them a hand? They can’t really be that pathetic, right? They’re just wandering around in the dark. They have a car, they just don’t have any driver’s training other than the bumper cars on the boardwalk. I mean, one of the thirty of them had to have picked up a pointer re “supprters groups” actually supporting their team instead of trying to antagonize others… Right? They probably did, right? (The cookie monster song WAS one of my kids’ favorite chants too…)
Because I care about the success of North American supporters culture and the Ultras were in such sad shape in 2008, I took it upon myself to design all of their tifo for them for a several years, beginning with Manboobs FC. But as they say, you can lead a sheepuppet to water, but you can’t make it make sense as a tifo metaphor.
“The behavioral tendency of ultras groups includes the use of flares (primarily in tifo choreography), vocal support in LARGE GROUPS and the displaying of banners at football stadiums, all of which are designed to create an atmosphere which ENCOURAGES THEIR OWN TEAM and intimidates opposing players and supporters”
Did they miss the memo about large groups and encouraging their own team?
116 ARE THE TRUE ULTRAS FOREVERMORE! WE WILL EAT YOUR FUCKING FACE AND KICK OVER YOUR BEER! WE DONT GIVE A FUCK. FUCK BABIES AND KIDS AND EVERYONE. MEOW BITCHES.
Ultra post!
ULTRA!!! ULTRA!! ULTRA!!!!
Am I the only one who finds it awfully hilarious to be called a Sheep by people who all spew the same lines that they are being fed by their SG leadership? All being told the same thing, believing it, then spewing it… sounds awfully “sheeplike” to me.
haha welcome to the world of the 1801 Gurltras…
All their song have LA in the lyrics or one of our players name.
Their scarfs have f**k L.A. on them or we hate LA.
All but one of their displays has been about L.A.
For hating L.A. they sure do talk about us a lot. LOL
Thats why we ignore them until they try to act all hard, then you have to smack’em down to the real world.
Have fun with them, but don’t get stuck on it to much because you might catch fukinretardeditis.
I’m honestly flattered they want a rivalry with us. I think it shows how respected and admired we are, having teams attempt to start a tifo war. As for their tifo; it was sub-par, but at least they made one. It’ll get better with time, and who knows? Maybe they will get the rivalry they seem to desperately want. But it won’t be from us. We have our hands full with Vancouver and Seattle.
Hey Ultras, get your parents to help with this delicious recipe since there is boiling water and you may hurt yourselves!
Yum,
Meow
Ingredients
Sauerkraut Filling:
2 tablespoons butter
1/3 cup chopped onion
1 1/2 cups sauerkraut, drained and minced
salt and pepper to taste
Potato Filling:
3 tablespoons butter
1/2 cup chopped onion
2 cups cold mashed potatoes
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon white pepper
Dough:
3 egg
1 (8 ounce) container sour cream
3 cups all-purpose flour
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon baking powder
Directions
To prepare the sauerkraut filling, melt the butter in a skillet over medium heat. Stir in the onion, and cook until translucent, about 5 minutes. Add the drained sauerkraut and cook for an additional 5 minutes. Season to taste with salt and pepper, then remove to a plate to cool.
For the mashed potato filling, melt the butter in a skillet over medium heat. Stir in the onion, and cook until translucent, about 5 minutes. Stir into the mashed potatoes, and season with salt and white pepper.
To make the dough, beat together the eggs and sour cream until smooth. Sift together the flour, salt, and baking powder; stir into the sour cream mixture until dough comes together. Knead the dough on a lightly floured surface until firm and smooth. Divide the dough in half, then roll out one half to 1/8 inch thickness. Cut into 3 inch rounds using a biscuit cutter.
Place a small spoonful of the mashed potato filling into the center of each round. Moisten the edges with water, fold over, and press together with a fork to seal. Repeat procedure with the remaining dough and the sauerkraut filling.
Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Add perogies and cook for 3 to 5 minutes or until pierogi float to the top. Remove with a slotted spoon.
Since – like the rest of the world – I just do not care about San Jose, my first reaction to this tifo was that it seemed sort of strange, wildly ill-informed, off-topic, and ultimately, just clownish.
Then, straining through the slightest, vaguest memories of past tifo from San Francisco’s unpopular, adopted, cousin-through-marriage, I recalled this gem;
http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc182/san_jose_ultras/b-1.jpg
A brief google search also produced this bon mott;
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-a4ANKjVuc8M/TX4js-2qi6I/AAAAAAAABNM/nWT4IKjutmM/1906ultras2.jpg
I can’t be bothered to look further but – based on these – I also just can’t escape the suspicion that 1906 Ultras are 14 years old, we are not their real father, and they will NOT mow the lawn …but they may have punched a Chuckie Cheese animatronic character when no one showed up to their birthday party.
I’m also guessing they are the ones that inexplicably draw all those giant cocks in men’s public restrooms while secretly wishing the Juggalos would just accept them as their own.
And in summary…
…I still just don’t care.
14 years old? Their Facebook page says they’ve been around since 2008. 2008!!!
That’s FOUR WHOLE YEARS!
Not possible as soccer had not been invented yet.
Oh why did we sink this low to write an open letter?!? 1906 got what they wanted and that is our attention. We failed!
Just enjoy it for what it is, taking the piss. Needs to be done once in awhile. Nothing serious.
Agree with Sheba, taking the piss out of ourselves, events, and random others who stray in our path just at the wrong moment is needed every so often.
Except the part about clearing out the joint Merritt/TA bank account. That happened.
Someone please remind Merritt that we seriously, no shit, have to pay rent by the 5th and that our overdraft line is shot.
We need to learn to budget better. No more hookers & blow.
Makes me miss the California Victory. It’s proof that the Bay Area CAN have cool soccer fans. They put this group to shame.
They did. Those were some really cool people. Willing to learn from supporters that have been around longer. Welcoming of opposing supporters (except during the match)…
So all you say Tifo is for the team on pitch, and not about the opposing team/SG, right?
It’s funny cuz all of you say one thing but do another…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AucOzX9qqRA
Dan,
That tifo was all my idea, but I was doing a looooot of drugs back then. Unfortunately it was just shortly thereafter that I started designing all of the tifo for the 1906 ultras guys while I spent time in SJ. Since I was still still under the influence, I guess I led you guys astray. For that I’m sorry (that apology counts as one of my steps).
Now that I’m sober, I realize how pathetic and stupid it is to spend weeks painting tifo logos and likenesses of clubs I hate.
Mason
Let us know when your top-of-the-MLS-table team’s supporters group can beat our then-division-2 supporters group in tifo size and complexity.
kthxbai.
And it was a reference to the opposing *CITY*, not the opposing team’s *supporters group*. If you had, say, had an animated tifo where an earthquake caused one of our bridges to collapse, that would have been damned impressive.
How dumb are you? The video is a representation of what the fans were hoping would happen on the pitch. There was no badmouthing the ECS or the Sounders, only a message that we wanted to beat them.
Just realized their supporter group’s name glorifies an event which caused the destruction of a city and the deaths of 3,000 people.
In 100 years when New Orleans gets a MLS franchise I hope they’ll call their supporters group the Katrinas just to genuflect to the 1906 guys.
Good God, is that what the 1906 is for? 0.o
In summary:
1906: U mad?
http://cdn.overclock.net/a/a1/a113f0b4_u-mad-bro.png
why so mad at 1906 and savier? Brawley is the only one who defecated here.
You guys have been trolled sooo hard you dont even realize it. Please spend more time telling us about how much you dont care about the 1906Ultras.
Take a closer look, who’s trolling who? Lolz
FTR I wish we had our own cookie monster or at least a Brony!
“Instead, this display simply revealed the fact that your kids desperately want attention from someone (or some people) that really couldn’t be more indifferent about them.”
But we’re gonna take the time to write an open letter to the people we’re…indifferent about…
Right….
Do we *really* have to spell it out for you? *sigh* I guess we do…
The open letter was a tongue in cheek piss take posted in our blog section. You guys took the bait. Much hilarity ensued.
SMH. I’m scared for the future of the internets.
I feel bad for you guys.. You have to live in Oregon for F sake..
Awww, isn’t that cute. Rather than sucking up and facing that another team other than the sounders can make a tifo about Portland, they try to write at a middle school age-level to a team that is kicking their arses in the standings. Great job San Jose, see y’all in the playoffs! Love Sounders Fan 40,000.
Hey…..where’d everyone go? This is the still funny place, right? I’m glad the nineteen aught six ULTRASS! made the display. They care a lot.
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